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每個孩子，在每個階段，都會有令周遭人捧腹大笑的言語，鬼靈精怪的櫻桃妹不惶多讓囉！

但聽著每個小寶貝的童言童語，實在是受不住丫～



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畫圖老師問：『為什麼你做直髮呢？』

櫻桃妹很認真的回答：『因為我媽媽就是這麼美麗的直髮啊！』

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櫻桃妹先是在肚子的圈圈裡畫了個娃娃，不一會又塗滿了顏色

畫圖老師又問：『你怎麼把寶寶給塗掉了呢？』

櫻桃妹再次認真的回答：『寶寶在肚子裡，沒有超音波，你們是看不到的』

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母親節大家陪著奶奶去FRIDAY'S慶祝，大姑姑說：『我看別人桌上有點《ㄐㄧ ㄌㄧㄡˇ》，

我們也點一份吧！』
　
櫻桃妹很冷靜的說：『大姑姑，你沒有超音波，你看不到ㄐㄧ ㄌㄧㄡˊ，

而且那在我媽咪肚子裡，你要怎麼吃丫？！』

大伙頓時都發愣，櫻桃妹在講什麼，突然～大伙笑成一團，

因為『ㄐㄧㄌㄧㄡˇ』不等於『ㄐㄧㄌㄧㄡˊ』啦！

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逛夜市櫻桃媽買了四件全家福裝，老闆娘很大方的要送櫻桃妹一個枱面上的東西當做禮物。全家店都以

猴子為主題，結果櫻桃妹挑了手機座裡的DEMO機。
　
櫻桃媽看出老闆娘面有難色，所以對著櫻桃妹說：

『姐姐，你拿了手機要打電話出去，會花錢，不如拿猴子零錢包，還能賺錢呢！』
　
就看櫻桃妹若有所思，抓了個零錢包去跟老闆娘說：『我挑這個好了，謝謝你！』

正當櫻桃媽跟小丫姨返頭要走的當時，突然櫻桃妹對著老闆娘接著說：

『那丫姨你能幫我把零錢包裝滿錢嘛？！』

丫哩～這時櫻桃媽跟小丫姨笑的可尷尬了，櫻桃媽說：『歹勢老闆娘，看來你遇上土匪了，我們走先』

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有時櫻桃爸媽在〝大聲〞討論事情，也許還沒達到吵架的標準，但櫻桃妹就會跑

去爸爸面前說：『她是我媽媽、你老婆，你怎麼能對她那麼兇讓她傷心，快去跟她說對不起…』

哈哈，難怪櫻桃爸老是很鬱悶的說：『為啥我回到家就一點地位都沒有？！』

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記得櫻桃妹三歲時，就能自己拿起電話直接撥給他的老爸有時櫻桃媽都有點吃味說

：『你都只記爸爸的電話，那哪天媽咪不見，你怎麼找我？』

櫻桃妹說：『那我就打給你老公，請他幫我找我媽媽丫』唉…真堅持哩！

但近期，因為爸爸常常出差、加班，有時櫻桃媽會要櫻桃妹打去跟爸比聊個天或是要

問問爸比回來吃晚飯嘛？結果…

櫻桃妹：『幹嘛浪廢電話錢，反正爸比就只會出差、加班，不用打給他，他不會回來吃的啦！』

天吶～幫櫻桃爸拉警報….爸比，再忙也要回家陪陪你家櫻桃妹哦！！

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四月底，櫻桃爸把櫻桃媽妹送回台灣待產，自己又回到北京努力拚命賺錢

有天，櫻桃爸打回台灣，那時剛好櫻桃妹跟表哥姐玩到近乎瘋狂，但櫻桃媽還是堅持要櫻桃妹暫停玩樂，

來跟她爸比說幾句話，沒想到......

櫻桃妹：『爸比，我真的很忙，我現在沒空跟你講話，我派媽咪做代表跟你聊天，那再見囉！』

然後櫻桃妹就把電話拿給櫻桃媽說：『媽咪，爸比要找你聊天』

哈哈，哈哈，哈哈，尷尬丫~~

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